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With the Pollock-like colorful convolution of funky Facebook games out there, some of the real joys of social media have been forgotten. This writer here says NO MORE to that and will bring back the lovely smiles that many see when they peer into the screen of Facebook profiles to read something genuinely funny. That’s all how it started, you know? Something fun. “Social” was basically synonymous with the word ‘fun’. It was all about STATUS UPDATES. Pretty fun stuff. So here are some of the funniest Facebook status updates ever devised by the human mind. Brace yourself.
Number One: “Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.”
Number Two: “Top Tip of the Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked ‘Do you have any firearms with you?’, do not reply with ‘What do you need?’”
Number Three: “…is wondering why money grows on trees if banks have ‘branches’.”
Number Four: “Tomorrow I’m going to write a blog post about procrastination.”
Number Five: “…got her test results back this morning and found out that she’s suffering from OCD. She called the doctor nine times to verify the results.”
Number Six: “I don’t slap people. I just high-five them in the face!”
Number Seven: “a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, one is peeing on my shoe. Now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife!!!”
Number Eight: “<–Oh my god! Look Look it’s my name see see it’s my name Look Look!”
Number Nine: “I’m not addicted not addicted not addicted not addicted not addicted! Oooooh My Crops are ready!”
Number Ten: “…wishes that there was a way that my FB Apps (CafeWorld, Farmville, YoVille, PetVille, etc) had a way of transferring the money we make into our bank accounts.”
(And one more for kicks….)
Number Eleven: “Facebook is my favorite book.”
All is well with the world when smiles appear on little faces with Facebook.
